8 Questions I'd like to Ask God ...


8 Questions I'd like to Ask God ...
8 Questions I'd like to Ask God ...

I’m not a believer in God, but just in case I’m wrong, and someday I find myself before the Almighty, there are an awful lot of questions I’d like to ask. However, the Lord being so busy I’ve narrowed it down to a list of eight, and they’re not the usual questions you’d expect …

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God, why did you create men? Our lives would have been so much simpler if we didn’t need them to reproduce. Couldn’t you have made the process much simpler – and is it too late for a design rethink?



These are a waste of the body’s resources, make us miserable and can be very painful. Yes, you gave us chocolate by way of compensation, but as wonderful as chocolate is, it really doesn’t provide adequate reward for putting up with PMS and menstrual cramps for the best part of 40 years.



Why didn’t you share the good weather around? Here we are with some countries under water, while others suffer from a complete lack. England never gets the sun – that’s really fair. And if we must have rotten weather, why did you not equip the forecasters with the skills to get it right, so we’re at least given fair warning?



Why can’t people come with an off switch? Especially that irritating neighbour (there’s one in every street or building) that takes far too much of an interest in everyone else’s lives. A remote control for humans would really come in handy …



Now, this is a burning question. Forget philosophical issues, what I really want to know is why the blob of toothpaste always falls off my brush? And why does it always have to land on my clothes?



I know quite a lot about cats. But there is one thing in particular that really puzzles me. Why is it that when you have a black and white cat, it sheds black hairs all over your white clothes, and white all over your black clothes?


Dan Brown

I’m sure great human minds have puzzled over this one and failed. So it’s up to you, Lord. Why oh why did so many people buy copies of the Da Vinci Code? It’s not that well written and the theology’s shot to pieces – couldn’t you have got the Vatican to suppress the book on the grounds that it’s simply not very good?


The Big Question …

Why haven’t you told anyone you’re a woman? What’s with this ‘man made in God’s image?’ We all know that behind every great man there’s a powerful woman, so it stands to follow that a supreme deity must be female …

So, what questions would you just love to have answered? There surely can’t be anything that God couldn’t answer, so why not list your top 3 …

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God didn't make chocolate, man did. Women have periods and have to bear the pain of child birth because he cursed Eve for eating the apple. I hope you are no older than 12 because you sound pretty pathetic for an adult. Maybe instead of asking silly 10 year old child questions, pick up the Bible and read!

Whoa! Ladies! I am a Christian but good gosh you are all judgmental. No one on this earth could convince me God isn't really, but there is no reason to talk to the author like that. She has a right to her beliefs just as you have a right to yours. If she wants to read the bible that's awesome. If she doesn't you should not be so rude. God says to love every one and disciple not to bad mouth, hurt, and criticize. If I was atheist hearing most of your reactions sure would not make me want to go to church, read the bible, or even take the time of day to listen to you. Maybe next time instead of being so rude and hateful you could encourage her. People are judged enough by the world and torn enough by the world. Christians should build people up not tear them down.

dan brown. that thing shud not have mentioned. He is the most brilliant writer i had ever seen. Yes i have read da vinci code. Mny christians wud find it offensive but talking with the neutral side he tried to mention the theories with the deep research.

So this is under Paranormal? So ok, I have had Super Natural experiences that could ONLY come from God most of my life.

Oh wow! Most of these are in the Bible. I don't think there is one about the cats or the tooth past but is it really a problem? (Maybe but not the point) haha the last Q. I can answer. God is not a man or a woman He is... God. He is referred to as He but if you would notice the H is capitalized so it means God. Confusing I know. You should read the Bible every now and then. It can help with lifeeven if you don't believe.

Why are y'all being so mean. God said you can talk/ask him anything. Who are you to judge what she asks or talks to him about. This is her walk with God not yours, so shut it!

Woops... Commented on the wrong thing... :/

So true ... The first two points !!! Seriously why don\'t boys feel the pain of periods ...

I would ask if he exists too :)

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